I will give $20 and a blowjob to the next person whose posts I like
vooduude you’re getting super close with this post in particular

I will give $20 and a blowjob to the next person whose posts I like

vooduude you’re getting super close with this post in particular

(via dailycuteboy)
Douchebags in the wild on their way to a tribal rape gathering (beers at Hooters).

(via dailycuteboy)

Douchebags in the wild on their way to a tribal rape gathering (beers at Hooters).

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When you see the girl in the picture that was shown to you earlier today, you will say, “this is the girl”. The rest of the cast can stay, that’s up to you. But that lead girl is “not” up to you. Now you will see me one more time, if you do good. You will see me two more times, if you do bad. Good night.
I for one would be willing to pay my part for universal health care.

For all people, no matter what I personally think of their socioeconomic background. We live in a country where all people deserve freedoms to seek medical assistance and care on their own terms, not those of the HMOs, insurance companies or Washington lawmakers.

It is a civil right to which all Americans are entitled to, not just those with enough money and say-so.

It is not a problem for me to help someone get well after an illness, recover from an injury, or enter into blessed rest. I would help as much as I could if I were there.

I used to be a conservative where this was concerned, but I no longer feel this way, when you consider real conservatism involves the Constitutional clause to promote the general welfare and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our prosperity. To this it can be added that our Nation strives to ensure “Domestic Tranquillity” in all spheres, and I think in light of our failing health as a Nation this needs to happen.

I applaud and warmly welcome the actions of the House this evening and wish to extend my thoughts and prayers for the Nation, that, guided by Divine Providence, we may produce a fruitful and lasting end for the people of this wonderful country,

Pavel Svedomsky (1849-1904). Fulvia With the Head of Cicero (1870)
Today is the traditional date (according to that great friend of the Roman nobility Tacitus) of the death of the wife of Mark Antony, Fulvia, who had the Roman orator and archconservative Cicero killed for her own delight, and shocked her dinner guests by stuffing stuffed olives into the mouth of the beheaded.

Pavel Svedomsky (1849-1904). Fulvia With the Head of Cicero (1870)

Today is the traditional date (according to that great friend of the Roman nobility Tacitus) of the death of the wife of Mark Antony, Fulvia, who had the Roman orator and archconservative Cicero killed for her own delight, and shocked her dinner guests by stuffing stuffed olives into the mouth of the beheaded.

Our only hope.

Our only hope.

k-troll:

kevinrobotica:

lemitchell:

buttguts//rreennaann


GIBLER!!!

This bitch made me hate girls

k-troll:

kevinrobotica:

lemitchell:

buttguts//rreennaann

GIBLER!!!

This bitch made me hate girls

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Formspring Responses

Question One: What’s your work out routine look like? Recently, I’ve been doing a modified version of the ‘Built for Show’* work out routines: working out the first two days as instructed, then I change the last day (so that I did my ass so hard I feel it into the weekend) up by implementing the tabata method.

*Built for Show is by Nate Green. A pretty easy and interesting read.

I work out three times a week, twice daily those days, and I have cardio on Saturday. I am currently on a 3200 calorie a day diet for muscle building and I eat seven or eight times a day. I try to switch up upper and lower body routines every couple of days, to prevent muscle memory from kicking in. I overtrain two days, rest for a day, then work out regularly over a three day period for maximum muscle gain. I definitely love the Tabata method, that shit burns like you wouldn’t believe but it’s great, from what I hear.
A great book I would suggest picking up is The New Rules of Lifting by Schuler and Cosgrove. It’s an excellent introduction to changing workout routines at a more advanced level.

Question Two: I stumbled across your tumblog by accident, but I’m glad I did. The sentence that solidified your awesome was “… refutes the canard that bodybuilders can’t be anything but bodybuilders”. How cool is that? Pretty damn cool. I love whenever you e-smack a bitch, that’s always hilarious and insightful. Fuck the haters, you’re an awesome guy, and I wholeheartedly respect you.

Yes, I was referencing jockohomo’s post about Billy Harrington being a big stud in Japan. I won’t say I like being a Tumblr bully, as I’ve been called before by certain members of the Tumblr community, but I love being able to get people to stay-open minded. So many people lack even the compassion or self-respect to even do that, relegated to their scenes and cliques, but that’s how I see it. And so, I act accordingly. Thank you for your kind words. You should definitely hit me up on AIM so we can get to know one another better: colababay2003.

Question Three: Pornotumble never credits the source nor does s/he  name the models in the images. It’s annoying if you’re intrigued enough to want to follow up on the picture. Everyone else is more-or-less pretty okay.

There was recently a big stink about that and gaysexnearby’s tumblelog. Pornotumble won out, because gaysexnearby was in the wrong for being fat.
guyswithiphones:

k-troll:

thewarindrew:

so. I am featured on guyswithiphones and it’s really fucking hilarious! my photo totally sticks out like a sore thumb compared to all the beefy guys sexing it up when I’m just being goofy.

and of course, there are always the haters online who have to be the debbie downers in life.

so, my message to the dudes hatin on my buldge:

come over and let me fuck you. you’ll be back. you’ll totally be back. they always come back.

I don’t hate you, but I’ll be back.

hahahahahahahaha i’m dying.

from k-troll
Saturday House Cleaning

I unfollowed several people on Tumblr today:

  • 2 evil scene queens who love to dash spam with pictures of the thing known as Lady Gaga
  • A guy whose postings of hot bears I liked for awhile until he started adding the “over 50 college professor/fat sex offender” category
  • A black guy with no sense of talent, humor or social commentary
  • Some fat bitch who liked to take pictures of the gi-normous plates of pasta he was about to inhale
  • An evil furry who unfollowed me when he found out I was a contributor on ED
  • Some evil atheist who looks like Michael Phelps with a bad nose job
  • And a guy I used to like talking to, before it became utterly pointless once you realized he was essentially self-absorbed and just entitled.

Take a lesson, Tumblr!